when am I going to realize that no matter how many times I scream “no” at my tv the story line isn’t going to change.
apparently when i do front pikes i looked surprised to see i have legs
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
Life’s too short to get jaded, to not allow yourself to get excited by anything. This is not a normal job—it’s not normal what I get to do, and the second I start to think it’s normal, that’s not cool.
when you’re in the bathroom taking a wee and you hear you band get called for winning global success award and you kinda just
do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies