THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD
That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.
imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me
i just met this attractive guy in class that’s like an engineering major and i creeped on his facebook and HE HAS A KID THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME
don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
All of the boys as Pokemon trainers. <3
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”