June 2012
- Interviewer: Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
- Harry: Rumor.
- Interviewer: Would you want to?
- Harry: I'm not a very good actor...
- Interviewer: Really?
- Harry: Did you see iCarly?
- the one direction tumblr: here's a picture of the boys warming up from their show 100 years ago
- directioner tumblrs: here's louis and harry eating toast five minutes ago
May 2012
no one took a good picture of zayn
- me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've learned about me.
Guess who has a job interview at Kohls?
This girl.

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
I wish I could go back in time to the exact moment right before i clicked on my first video of one direction singing and whisper over my shoulder “don’t do it”
When I'm really famous I'm gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
- me: i hope nobody ever asks me why i like this stupid boyband cause i literally have no idea
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