© everlark

A haiku about Mario Kart 

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up


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weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.


#omg     ♡  177509
 

"harry go away"

 
- everyone probably (via stopharry2013)

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 posted 1 year ago via nialllhoran © baeff

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assvvipe:

does nobody think shower sex with harry styles would be a total fucking clumsy disaster that could result in serious injury and shattered self-confidence on his part


#text    #hs     ♡  6883
 
 posted 1 year ago via roughness

darrenpillowscriss:

yepitsholly:

“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

personally victimized by shampoo


#hp     ♡  134040
 

maliksterbate:

“dad have you seen my meet and greet tickets?”

“call me later sweetheart, just on the way to an important meeting”

image


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squidkitten:

when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide

fuck yes


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#omg    #lt    #zm    #lp     ♡  41656
 

cutiestagram:

*at the altar about to get married*

*day dreams about making out with harry styles*


#hs    #text    #same     ♡  13216
 

iscrewlogic:

ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

image


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#hs     ♡  47544
 
 posted 1 year ago via tomsuns © kileeyum

#people     ♡  32164
 

stylinsmut:

*walks into class with harry styles notebook* hello i am ready for college


#same    #text    #about me     ♡  25379
 

#nh     ♡  8759