Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
does nobody think shower sex with harry styles would be a total fucking clumsy disaster that could result in serious injury and shattered self-confidence on his part
“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”
personally victimized by shampoo
“dad have you seen my meet and greet tickets?”
“call me later sweetheart, just on the way to an important meeting”
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
*at the altar about to get married*
*day dreams about making out with harry styles*
“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
*walks into class with harry styles notebook* hello i am ready for college