i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
"tell the class a little about yourself"
everybody who reblogs this will get a book quote based on their blog
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
When you have something to say, but don’t want to get involved.
Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
if you scream at retail workers of any fucking agei hope you burn in the deepest level of hell