do what they say, with my penis.
Show me love, with my penis.
The Mariner’s Revenge, with my penis.
The Part Where He Kills You, with my penis.
Night by night, with my penis
You know it.
Scream…with my penis
Disco Pogo with my penis
Nate’s theme with my penis
Chase the morning with my penis
she will be loved with my penis
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone with my penis.
In the trunk with my penis.
practice with my penis
I get lonely too with my penis (lmfao)
Who’s That Boy With My Penis
F**k You with my penis
And now you know everything there is to know about me. I don’t have the luxury of being more interesting than that.
I demand that this show come back and fulfill my needs. D<
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
HAHAHAHAHAH CAN’T BREATHE
im sorry but…. zayn’s face HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LET’S JUST APPRECIATE ALL THEIR FACES FOR A WHILE
nialls like ”LOOK AT MY NINJA SKILLS BITCHES”
liams like “GET DOWN ON YO KNEES GURL”
louis’ like “I JUST HAD AN ORGASM, IT FEELS GREAT”
zayns like “IM GETTING ON MY KNEES BOYFIE”
harrys like “OH MAH GAWD I AM HAVING A GOOD WANK ;)”
FOR THE COMMENTS^
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day
the transplant was unsuccessful and you died
The minute I have to start working/studying:
So the big day is finally here!! I couldnt hold off until friday to tell you all && I’m so excited to be sharing this with you guys, a few weeks ago I joined up with the amazing team over at OPI to bring you (my amazing followers) a fantastically huge giveaway to kick off the holiday season right :) TWO LUCKY WINNERS will recieve a set of 6 full size polishes from OPI’s holiday collection, featuring the Muppets The colors are so amazing, there are punchy reds and glittery browns, to some of the craziest but most fabulous glitter I’ve ever seen. I’ve recieved a set as well to test and will be posting reviews of the different colors shortly, but in the meantime read through the rules below about how you can score one of these fantastic gift boxes! each set of 6 is worth about $60 US, so this is one of the biggest giveaways I’ve ever done :)
- you must be following me @ lemonparfait.com! I will double check to make sure that the winner is actually one of my followers :) since you guys are so loyal I’m more than happy to do this for you!
- to enter your must reblog this post (UP TO ONCE A WEEK!), text included (not just the image)! Likes will not be counted as an entry, only reblogs. anyone found 1) reblogging more than once a week, 2) creating fake accounts to reblog, 3) logging onto inactive blogs to reblog, 4) only reblogging the image and not the text, will not be eligible to win.
- this is a global giveaway! even if you live in the middle of the desert or the jungle, go ahead and enter! I will ship worldwide so even my farthest followers can win :)
- on DECEMBER 20th I will randomly pick two winners from my notes via random.org, I will message the users that evening and you will have 48 hours to contact me back with your shipping information, if not — I will randomly select another winner to make sure everything is fair!
feel free to message me if you have any questions!